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the balloon

A man who is fascinated with large breasted women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's breast milk and was a bottle fed baby.

Balloon

by dankcuddlybear on Oct 30, 2018 06:55:10

A balloon filled with nitrous oxide, or NOS (laughing gas). You can usually find balloon dealers outside parties, raves, music festivals or other such gatherings. As soon as people hear a dealer inflating a balloon they flock round them like sheep. Balloons are the second most popular drug in the UK (aside from weed). Also goes by the name of Hippy crack.

Example:
Dealer: You came to buy balloons bruv?
Client: Yea man (hands over cash)
Dealer: Calm G, this is 100% medical grade NOS. This shit'll make you trip. (Loudly inflates balloon)

Balloon

by Ekker on Oct 15, 2014 03:54:24

A very weird thing that is basically a colored plastic sack of your breath to give your friend on their birthday.

Example:
"Here's a balloon for you!"

Balloons

by Bort187 on Jun 05, 2011 05:47:55

Balloons are used to hold heroin (usually low grade H). A dealer will use un-filled balloons (the multi-colored, water balloons, most of the time) to place a small, universal weight, amount of heroin into. The weight of the heroin inside each balloon can vary depending on who packaged or "tied" them. The amount is usually about .1grams per balloon. People buy them in packs of 10 or more, and rarely buy/sell a single "balloon." Rumor has it, the reason heroin was originally put into these balloons, was so you could swallow them if need be, and not need medical attention.

Example:
J.Do: "Yo mang, can you hook me up wit sum dope, maybe sum of that black tar you had last week?"

J.Do2: "Nah fool, but I do gots some bomb BALLOONS ima sell fo cheap!"

Balloon Heroin Beez H Dope Powder

Balloon

by Lehem on Oct 19, 2003 02:27:11

Heroin supplier; a penny balloon that contains narcotics

Example:

Balloons

by Jorrald K. Meview on Jul 01, 2006 06:09:39

A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.

Example:
Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?

ballooning

by Don't worry about it1 on Jul 19, 2006 02:06:44

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

Example:
My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

Ballooner

by Chad and Zak on Mar 21, 2011 11:34:36

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Example:
Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

Balloon

by UrbanBiochemist on Nov 01, 2011 02:27:52

A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake

Example:
PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor:

The Balloon

by Farbelow on Dec 01, 2006 10:25:47

When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.

Example:
Yesterday i gave Brittney The Balloon and she was pissed!

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