Jaysus

Dublin equivalent of Jesus.



Jaysus
Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban Discordianism. According to these religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.

Example:
"Praise Jaysus, in heart, a pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23

"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent

"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times


Jaysus
Jesus's older Irish brother ,who lives in darndale.
Example:
Person1:Ahh Jesus , I spilled me pint .
(Suddenly , Jaysus appears)
Jaysus:Excuse me what did you say?
Person1: are you Jesus ?
Jaysus: fuck you


Jaysus Fookencroist
The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus
Example:
"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"


Jaysus huh
Used by two or more males to acknowledge the presence of a beautiful woman whilst in her company without her knowing that she's is being checked out.
This is handy in large group situations or out and about with friends
Example:
Sean & Kari: Hi Meaghan

Meaghan: Hi guys,did you see that show last night on tv?

Sean: Yeah I saw that,it was pretty good

Kari: Jaysus huh (gives Sean a wink)

Sean: So will you watch next weeks episode etc........


Lard Tunderin Jaysus
The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Example:
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.


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