Jaysus
by Webstarsdick on Feb 15, 2009 06:55:52
Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban
Discordianism. According to these
religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has
maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.
Example:
"Praise
Jaysus, in heart, a
pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23
"DONT **** around with
JAYSUS!"
50 Cent
"Jaysus is an
honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times
Jaysus
by JamesPrestage on Mar 15, 2017 07:00:54
Example:
Person1:Ahh Jesus ,
I spilled me
pint .
(Suddenly , Jaysus appears)
Jaysus:
Excuse me what did you say?
Person1: are you Jesus ?
Jaysus: fuck you
Jaysus
by Qwerty poiup on Feb 22, 2015 01:22:26
jaysus
by Kung-Fu Jesus on May 07, 2004 18:48:28
Example:
Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!
jaysus
by ben ross on Jan 12, 2004 03:13:54
The curses of Jaysus
by Dave7g on Dec 15, 2005 07:14:07
Jaysus Fookencroist
by JB_Finesse on Sep 18, 2005 07:51:02
Example:
"Jaysus Fookencroist that was
close!"
"What in the
name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"
Jaysus huh
by SF_82 on Oct 08, 2009 10:48:15
Used by two or more males to acknowledge the presence of a beautiful woman whilst in her company without her knowing that she's is being
checked out.
This is
handy in large group situations or
out and about with friends
Example:
Sean &
Kari: Hi
Meaghan
Meaghan:
Hi guys,did you see that show last night on tv?
Sean: Yeah I saw that,it was pretty good
Kari: Jaysus huh (gives Sean a wink)
Sean: So will you watch next weeks episode etc........
Lard Tunderin Jaysus
by GroceryClerk on Nov 23, 2011 03:40:44
The
Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on
the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord
Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Example:
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right
'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time
Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet
margarine.