Spilled the Milk
The term referring to jerking off
spilled the milk
This is basically an idiom that is rarely used today, but it actually means: You (or someone else) have/has made a big mistake, that this mistake is almost impossible to fix or will take a long time to; and has inevitably created a pandora's box; and/or has opened up a can of worms.In other words, it is basically like making a huge mistake that will take almost forever to clean up. (Spilled Milk is the metaphor for the mistake.) Similar to: drop the ballspilling the milk
When you're about about to have sex with a really hot girl but end up jizzing your pants before taking it all the way.
Example:
Guy1: Dude I almost had sex with that hot girl from the bar.
Guy2: What happened.
Guy1: I ended up spilling the milk.
Guy1: Dude I almost had sex with that hot girl from the bar.
Guy2: What happened.
Guy1: I ended up spilling the milk.
Spilling The Milk
An obnoxious YouTuber who watches cartoons with his friends and makes unnecessary sexual jokes about mostly characters who are children
Example:
Person A: " Omg bro do you watch Spilling the Milk?? "
Person B: " Dude, what the fuck is your problem? "
Person A: " Omg bro do you watch Spilling the Milk?? "
Person B: " Dude, what the fuck is your problem? "
spill milk
spilled milk
Example:
"dude! did you see that girl's spilled milk?!"
"there's no point in crying over spilled milk."
"dude! did you see that girl's spilled milk?!"
"there's no point in crying over spilled milk."
crying over spilled milk
To cry over spilled milk is to remain upset about a past loss. When milk has been spilled, it is wasted and cannot be used. There is no reason to keep complaining over the loss. Note that either of the words spilled or spilt can be used.
Example:
-I can't believe we're over! You're not even going to fight for me?
-stop crying over spilled milk, we're done...you really bruised my ego.
-oh, cry me a river!
-I can't believe we're over! You're not even going to fight for me?
-stop crying over spilled milk, we're done...you really bruised my ego.
-oh, cry me a river!
Spilled Milk Baby
When a man cums during anal where the female is "face down ass up" causing the ass hole too ooze cum down her peranium and into the vagina. The motion of the cum looks like that if spilled milk. This then leads to pregnancy and eventually the birth of a spilled milk baby. Spilled milk babys tend to have an incredible ass but a less then average face, just like anyone "face down ass up" like there mother.
Example:
Hey Ellie, why do you look like a rat but still have an amazing ass?
It's cause I'm a spilled milk baby
Hey Ellie, why do you look like a rat but still have an amazing ass?
It's cause I'm a spilled milk baby
crying over spilled milk
Example:
Terry: Oh no, i left my penny at my grandfather's house! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!, OMG HES NOT ANSWERING HIS DOOR, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVVEVERR
Me:Ah pipe down you loud whiny dick-in-a-bucket, Quit crying over spilled milk; the old fuck isnt even home, Plus you could find a penny on the ground, dumb twat
Terry: Oh no, i left my penny at my grandfather's house! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!, OMG HES NOT ANSWERING HIS DOOR, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVVEVERR
Me:Ah pipe down you loud whiny dick-in-a-bucket, Quit crying over spilled milk; the old fuck isnt even home, Plus you could find a penny on the ground, dumb twat
Crying over spilled milk
When a man jerks off too soon and exhausts his cum supply before he has a chance to stick it in a woman's pussy.