"Muscles From Brussels"

Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

star of many amazing films such as bloodsport and kick boxer.

a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li