wreath
A Wreath \ˈrēth\ is a large grass bagel that is hung without purpose or reason on the front of your shitty door in an attempt to mask your sad and pathetic marriage. It was created, in most circumstances, by an unwarranted child brought into the world by promiscuous rebellion sex inspired by your fiery hatred toward your strict and religious parents. Thus you live the rest of your existence and secret contempt, fighting the urge to murder your loved ones and become a stripper by hanging useless trinkets on the front of your door with a smile.Wreath
A Holiday Term For Marijuana-Pot, The Word Spoken Aloud Sounds Like A Shortened form of Marijuana's Nickname, Reefer.
wreathed
family wreath
People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.
Example:
Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.
Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.
Rim wreath
shit a wreath
face wreath
A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.
flame wreath
An ability used by Shade of Aran in the game World of Warcraft. It prevents raid members from moving since any moving during flame wreath will basically result into the raid blowing up. Blizzard in their great wisdom has also made it so that as of now the blowing up can be triggered by snakes from snake trap or by a mage's water elemental etc. etc.
wreath around
When someone inserts an obscene joke into an otherwise innocent conversation, usually with the point of highlighting their sexual prowess and worldly experience at the expense of others.
Example:
C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.
C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.