Jerm

A common nickname typically for guys with the names Jeremy, Jermey, Jeremiah, Jeramie, etc.



Jerm
The act of a male grinding or "dry humping" the lower back of his sexual partner with an accompanying vocalization "Uhhh Uhhh" for dramatic effect. Sometimes referenced as "The Jerm" similar to a dance move name like "The Robot" or "The Funky Chicken".

Jermed is referencing the act in past-tense. Jerming is referencing the act in present-tense.
Example:
While spooning, he gave her the Jerm as she slept but she woke up halfway through.


Jerm
A man that will read off to you dictionary definitions of your problems, giving perfect moral support for when you need it
Example:
Man 1: Jerm, i can’t believe you’d say that
Jerm: well, you see, a joke is Reads out google definition


Jerm
a shady, slimy, loud-mouthed dude aged 18-30 who instantly is your friend...Irritating tag-a-long or "Instabuddy" who borders on psychotic. Ironically, first name usually starts with a 'J' like Jeramy, Jameson or Jamie, etc.
Example:
"every time I fly, I end up having a Jerm sit next to me" or "the hot new girl at work has like, seven Jerms already!"


Being a Jerm
When someone tries extremely hard to be correct about everything/prove everyone wrong, especially over trivial things that no one cares about. "Being a Jerm" also refers to someone who tells you a pointless fact every chance they get.
Example:
Peter: yeah that song came out in the 70's
Jerm: No, it came out in 1978.
Peter: like I said..
Jerm: *googles and pulls up Wikipedia page* see, 1978, you were wrong.

Or

Jim: Dude, I want some celery
Andrew: Did you know that when you eat celery you burn more calories than celery has in it?
Jim: no one cares.. stop being a Jerm, man..


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