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intestines

The absurdly long organs kept in the belly, usually susceptible to removal by velociraptor.

Intestine

by hahauwish on Mar 03, 2010 03:00:31

1. The organ that creates the shit that come out of your ass.

2. Someone who thinks up nothing but shit and uses that to argue with or insult someone.

Example:
1. I had to get surgery, there was a blockage in my intestines.

2. Those customers and workers at County Market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren't OLD. They are nothing but walking intestines.

intestinator

by Ryan Cosentino-Rouche on Jul 31, 2006 04:49:32

A small explosive object planted into your throat when you enter the fabled prison of "fortress". The object chills in your intestine until you act bad, or go outside the red lines, then it explodes your intestine. This was eventually overcome, because the intestinator was seen to be magnetic, and when gay-rapist prisoner "187" got intestinated, they grabbed his intestinator.

Example:
"Intestinate him"

"Get this intestinator OUT OF ME!"

Intestines

by Interface5 on Mar 14, 2018 14:12:28

Imagine a lopsided circle in side of your torso that would be a potato. Imagine a long string of content that no one wants that is every Netflix original ever. Now imagine a long case of flesh compacted into your abdomen this is your intestines, you are given your intestines at birth when your mother regurgitates them into your mouth.

Fun fact! If you grabbed someone’s intestines and stretched them out till they started to rip you would be insane!

Example:
Person 1: what should we do?
Person 2: well since he ate all of her ass the only option is to remove it from is intestines.

Person 1: GASP!

intestinal

by Yolomaster6837 on Feb 05, 2016 09:39:54

It is when you're buttfucked in the ass and you feel a penis ride up and tickle your small intestines

Example:
Yo he got intestinal

Intestinal

by Gurlygurlgurl on Jun 27, 2017 10:08:22

A thing that is used for baby's

Example:
Intestinal: Oh hey 👋

Inside: Don't even think about it

Intestine Job

by efvbsfdrvsfdebgerdscadsbfvdasv on Nov 30, 2010 06:28:25

When you stick your dick so far up a girls ass it goes in her intestine when it dose it will make you wanna cum beacuse of how good and slippery it feels

Example:
hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job

Intestinal Testimony

by Catnymph on Jul 22, 2010 03:53:32

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

Example:
No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

intestinal terrorist

by Poor Mans Orange on Nov 30, 2010 14:28:49

A person who engages in anal sex with an unwilling partner.
Often happens in prison.

Example:
Whoa what happened to you last night?

some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.

Drop an intestine

by nycesq on Aug 14, 2009 11:39:57

A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.

Example:
Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"

I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".

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