cologne

Perfume for "men"Please note that cologne rhymes with alone.



cologne
stuff u wear to make u smell good and shit and some people think that the gals will fuck them if they wear it but it aint true but its still cool stuff

but dont drink it and dont buy the kind that smells like dick and you'll do fine in the cologne world
Example:
Loser: I gotta put on some cologne so that susy will bang me

Other Guys: hahahaha loser dumbfuck ninny shit pussy whipped bitch


cologner
n. One who because of his massive overuse of cologne is alienated by peers, friends, family, etc.
Example:
Too bad Jeff's such a cologner, he's kinda cute.


Colognely
When a person has used so much cologne that it is offensive to others and therefore no one wants to be around them, that person is now not just lonely, but "colognely".
Example:
Lance has been very colognely lately ever since he got that new bottle of Drakkar and began bathing himself in it.


Cologne Guy
A guy that wears way too much cologne, from brands like Michael Jordan and Calvin Klein. He is often referred to as Glove or Button. Cologne Guy thinks he is so tough, and is an expert at martial arts. But his weakness his tapping him on his forehead. He is a ginger, and his cologne smells like ginger. It also smells like octopus juice. He is a master at football, and can play all of the positions. He thinks that Nike Football is actually football, when it's really soccer, and follows it on Facebook. He has a striking resemblance to Michael Martinez. He enjoys cologne showers, and his cologne zone exceeds 325 feet.
Example:
Michael Pirenoglu Cologne Moose cologne shower cologne zone cologne hipster cologne guy


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