John Oliver
An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.
Example:
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
John Oliver
Example:
Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?
Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking
Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?
Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking
The John Oliver
Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.
John Olivering
When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.
Example:
"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across
"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across
Going full John Oliver
john oliver's english dictionary
john oliver effect
When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Example:
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.