jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate



Jerkoff
someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.
Example:
man, what a jerkoff he is.


Jerkoff
n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
Example:
That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.


Jerkoff
Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.
Example:
Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.


jerkoffitis
V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill
Example:
I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"


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