turdle

An ignorant, trifling person of typically low educational, social, or economic standing that holds up lines in public places doing things like:- Removing the contents of a McDonalds order bag in front of the cashier to double check that everything was included, while other people wait- Slowly recounting returned change in a checkout line, while other people wait- Methodically instructing workers at Subway how to create their perfect sandwich (e.g. “just a little more mayo, I said more mayo!”, “spread those tomatoes out!”), while other people wait- Rereading the contents of a receipt at a checkout counter, while other people wait- Rearranging the contents of their purse or wallet at a checkout counter, while other people wait- Demanding that a cashier at a fast food restaurant include more french fries with an order (e.g. “there ain’t enough fries with this order”)- Methodically and slowly piling up food on their plate at a buffet, while other people wait- Demanding that a public bus to stop and then approaching the bus in a slow manner unconcerned about the other passengers on the bus- Arguing with a TSA agent in an airport security line about confiscated liquids while other people wait- Continuing to drive a car in a normal manner when an Ambulance is trying to pass- Asking restaurant waiters about the exact ingredients of menu items and then requesting numerous substitutions to the ingredients