Jorde's

1). To do an impossible feat with ease.2). When something completely unexpected happens and only the doer isn't surprised.



Jorde
Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Example:
"That SOB is a Jorde you gotta watch him, he'll take ya for every cent you got if ya let him"
"They caught that fuckin jorde down at the livery again, standing on a bucket just going to town on that poor old Blind Lahma, poor fella don't even know wtf is going on just stands there chewin away in total obliveian"


jording
verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.
Example:
Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.


Jord
This person is very rich and is a person with a very huge dick. He loves to drink beer with his friends! Jord is someone who likes to have fun and make the best jokes of the world. That's why he has so much chick's!
Example:
Jord is a real friend
Girl one: hey who is that funny guy? He looks very nice!
Girl two: That's Jord, he is perfect and very rich!


Jord
Description of someone who doesn't fit into any particular part of the School Hierarchy. They are more of a class clown if anything, with a high inteligence but not academicaly gifted. They tend to be immature and are relluctant to act their age.
Example:
To be Jordish
To act like a Jord
To become Jorded


jord
a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.
Example:
Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: JORD!


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