canoed

when a cigarette or joint is improperly lit so that it burns only on the top half. probably canadian in origin.



Canoeing
‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
Example:
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!


canoeing
When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Example:
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).


Canoeing
When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.
Example:
As above


Cano
Cuban slang for an old person with white hair, referring to the sugar color of their hair. Can be used to describe a man or a woman. If used to describe an old man, may also refer to his background as a cane-cutter in Cuba. Especially heard to describe old Cubans around Miami. Somewhat disrespectful when referring to older persons, but acceptable in referring to former cane-cutters.
Example:
Yo, Cano, did you used to cut cane in the cane fields. Yo, viejo (old person) I'm talking to you, are you deaf?


Canoe
The ship that all Kurt/Sam shippers are a part of. Ajjizom on tumblr thought it up, and it stuck.
Example:
klainer: Are you a part of the supermegafoxyawesomehot klaine train?

Kummer: Nope, I'm in the canoe.


Canoes
A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."
Example:
Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.


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