Jorde Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Jorde

Jorde; a no good lying dirtbag of man who's only contribution to society is being a burden. A jorde will swindle, extort, and con at every chance possible. 100% of what passes a jorde's lips is pure Bullshit. A jorde never has any of their own funds no matter what they tell you there always Broke.Jorde's are also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.

Jord

by Callmebrian202 on Mar 13, 2010 05:58:45

1). To do an impossible feat with ease.

2). When something completely unexpected happens and only the doer isn't surprised.

Example:
Example 1
Ryan: "Hey did you see Lebron James make that buzzer beater?"

Mike: "Ya! He Jords in big games."

Example 2
Brett: "Wow, what the Jord just happened?"

Jords

by thatonepersonyouneedbutidk on Feb 20, 2013 16:20:40

Nickname for Jordan. Only one special girl can call Jordan, Jords.

Example:
Aww, Jords, you want to spend time with me?!

Jordely

by Pat2191 on Jan 21, 2023 01:19:52

He is an incredible super intelligent boy with multiple abilities. He is tall. The best boyfriend in the world. The best son, best brother and best friend.

Example:
Oh look it’s jordely he’s Amazyn

Jordely

by Pat2191 on Jan 21, 2023 01:25:30

the best boyfriend you could have, his ideal partner is a patricia together they make the perfect couple

Example:
Look, Jordely is doing incredible things with air conditioning.

jording

by rahzuhlin on Mar 08, 2009 11:58:06

verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.

Example:
Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.

Jord

by It.is.whatitis! on Nov 23, 2021 17:28:05

This person is very rich and is a person with a very huge dick. He loves to drink beer with his friends! Jord is someone who likes to have fun and make the best jokes of the world. That's why he has so much chick's!

Example:
Jord is a real friend
Girl one: hey who is that funny guy? He looks very nice!
Girl two: That's Jord, he is perfect and very rich!

Jord

by jord93 on Dec 07, 2012 21:52:44

Description of someone who doesn't fit into any particular part of the School Hierarchy. They are more of a class clown if anything, with a high inteligence but not academicaly gifted. They tend to be immature and are relluctant to act their age.

Example:
To be Jordish
To act like a Jord
To become Jorded

Jord

by The Jord on Aug 28, 2008 12:20:19

The combination of 2 words to make a simple one worded expression.

Example:
e.g. What a 'shit cunt'.

Jord = shunt

e.g. Hodgo is a massive Gimp.

Jord - Massive Gimp - MIMP

jord

by guess who? =] on Dec 18, 2006 10:09:59

a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.

Example:
Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: JORD!

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