KJ
KJ is a person of indian descent that is very predictable and lazy. KJ will tell you that he plans on going out but will not show up, resulting in him laying on the couch not doing anything. However, if he decides to go out it will result in no one seeing him there. There have been no citing or evidence that KJ has left his apartment in centuries. It has also been reported that he does shower every 10 years resulting in a world holiday. It is not abnormal to find pieces of chicken masala rubbed into his carpet and clothing. To be a KJ is a way of life, which indefinitely involves that dooka, an Iranian tobacco blend which he carries with him in a plastic bag so that it may spill into his pocket. This results in KJ then scooping the dooka from his pocket for at least a month in order to conserve his most precious belonging. Starting in junior year KJ began drinking water however always has prefered milk and orange juice for weeks at a time resulting in him being extremely dehydrated. The way of KJ is to then sleep for 16 hours and then wake up with a 6 pack (or as he believes). KJ is a way of life and to KJ is something that takes work and effort but for the one and only it is a path no one else can cross.
Example:
1:"Bro are you going out tonight?"
2: "Yeah bro ill see you there!."
1: "Dont KJ tonight bro, you always do!"
***40 min later***
2: Texts "Im not showing up bro." Then turns phone off
1: "Fucking KJ always KJing!"
1: "WTF KJ!"
1:"Bro are you going out tonight?"
2: "Yeah bro ill see you there!."
1: "Dont KJ tonight bro, you always do!"
***40 min later***
2: Texts "Im not showing up bro." Then turns phone off
1: "Fucking KJ always KJing!"
1: "WTF KJ!"