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KTM
A european motorcycle manufacturer, similar to husaberg.
KTMs decimate all other competition including Honda, Yamaha, Kawasaki, and Suzuki. KTMs utilize superior engineering technology compared to japanese motorcycle manufacturers.

The RFS (racing four stroke) engine is one of the best engines KTM ever made.

KTMs are also very successful in getting even the ugliest men laid.

However extreme care must be used around other men as KTMs are known to cause other men to get hard-ons.
Example:
Girl: "OMG a KTM, it's so pretty I love it!"
Guy: "Want me to show you how to ride?"
Girl: "Sure, let's go!"


Ktm
Pile of complete shit never buy a ktm get a real bike suzuki honda
Example:
Wyatt:My ktm blew up

Hahaha should have bought a real bike


KTM
Also known as KITM, it is short for the term "Kissing In The Moonlight" which is often used to describe sexual intercourse.
Example:
Gerald: Hey Byakuya. What did your mom do last night?
Byakuya: I don't know, she said she had somewhere to go.
Gerald: That's right. I invited her to have a McChicken with me and then I KTM-ed her
Byakuya: YOU DID WHAT-


ktm
Example:
shelly: Rember yetsrdaii
helen: Oh yeah
they laugh for a while
then mariah starts to laugh for a long time so then u say
KTM

This word was made by my friends and i in primary skl

by anita bamigbola


KTM
The legend one has never seen. He exemplifies the godliness in one. If you ever have any doubt on yourself just say ktm. Will give you instant confidence. He is the supreme deity in hindu culture.
Example:
I always pray to ktm. Everything else is false illusion.


KTM
The abbreviation of "Kathmandu" capital of Nepal(Himalayan country located in South-east Asia, that borders Tibet). Where you can find the best people around. Plus sex, drugs, and alcohol is definately legal. GOD BLESS KTM!!!!

Example:
Dude: Man, where can I go to have a totally AWESOME, WILD, && FUN time??

Stoner: KTM MAN!!!! Also home to world's best Ganja, and you wouldnt get arrested for possesing it either. :


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