Kevin Federline's

verb(also federline)1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure3. To hoodwinknoun1. A talentless shit stain



kevin federline
AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Example:
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.


kevin federline
Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha!
Example:
kevin federline came from a trailer


kevin federline
White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a douche. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him rim jobs. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney.
Example:
Did you see Britney's new Husband? No, well his name's Kevin Federline. He lives in a trailer.


kevin federline
Poor, trailor trash, shallow wigga who left his pregnant, afro-american wife (Shar Jackson-whom he has a couple kids with)for pop sensation Britney Spears cuz she's cuter and has a lot more money.
Example:
Kev Federline thinks he's the next Eminem, what a joke.


kevin federline
Example:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH

Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH

If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH


Kevin Federline
A term Kevin Federline can have many meanings, such as

1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him

2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration

3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
Example:
Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!

Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!

Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.

Sheila: That's my little boy.


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