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an elephant and a camel meet on a road:Elephantl: Say, why is it you camels have your breasts on your back?The camel pauses for a mimute....Camel: That's an unusual question coming from someone who has a dick on his face...



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there is a rooster on 1 side of the river and a cat on the other, the roosters food is on the cats side and the cats food is on the roosters side

the rooster flies over to the cats side and the cat tries to jump across...

the cat falls in

the moral of this joke is wherever there is a satisfied cok, the is a wet pussy
Example:
lmao, its true, no joke


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A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:

dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."

son: "Dad, i'm over here."
Example:
come on ppl its a funny joke, just laugh along ;)


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joke
A juxstapostion, whether internal (joke includes elements co-existing in an unlikely way) or external (subject or structure of joke creates tension between joke and common reality of listener) intended to arouse amusement.
Example:
What did the Buddhist say to the hot-dog vendor?





"Make me one with everything."


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Example:
a good joke:
"Two muffins sat in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin:
"Boy, it's hot in here." and the other muffin says, "holy shit! a talking muffin!"
hahaha


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joke
Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.
Example:
What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).


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