newspaper
Example:
Tyrone prefers the LA Times newspaper to the Daily News newspaper to keep himself warm at night.
Tyrone prefers the LA Times newspaper to the Daily News newspaper to keep himself warm at night.
Newspaper
A pre-internet (i.e. ancient) current affairs blog that featured spell check and editorial standards. Occasionally they might run issues (postings for those who are not fluent in grandpa speak) featuring commentary and reactions by people who might write in complete sentences and direct their statements to something called an editor (this word is not available in Webster's .8).newspaper
Example:
damnit its another fucking fly ruining my general eating experience, here pass me that newspaper...*big chase ensues* WHAP... damn straight its dead.*picks smeared remains up off cupboard door*
damnit its another fucking fly ruining my general eating experience, here pass me that newspaper...*big chase ensues* WHAP... damn straight its dead.*picks smeared remains up off cupboard door*
newspaper
1. A pastime for people while taking a shit.
2. To read the newspaper is a euphemism for taking a shit.
2. To read the newspaper is a euphemism for taking a shit.
newspapering
Example:
Stan "Hey man do you want to go newspapering?"
Kyle "Dude what the hell is that?"
Stan "Its like tping but with newspapers."
Stan "Hey man do you want to go newspapering?"
Kyle "Dude what the hell is that?"
Stan "Its like tping but with newspapers."
newspapering
Example:
"yes ive been newspapering. what can i say, you're really into me!"
"stop being full of yourself, you think this is all about you?"
"No. just the bits about me are about me. Appreciation Hug?"
"yes ive been newspapering. what can i say, you're really into me!"
"stop being full of yourself, you think this is all about you?"
"No. just the bits about me are about me. Appreciation Hug?"
newspaper
Rusty Newspaper
The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.
Example:
Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".
Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".
newspaper head
Someone who sits with a newspaper in front of their head instead of paying attention to the suroundings.