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keyword-ese
The term refers to people who search stuff only in keywords, and not in full sentences.

An example of how a person using keyword-ese would look something like this: Mole butt cancer
Whilst a person who googles in full sentences would do it like this: can the mole on my butt be a sign of cancer?
Example:
Guy: Why’s your search history so weird?
Girl: Oh I search in keyword-ese.
Guy: No, not that. I was referring to the midget porn.


Keyword Whore
A person who adds unrelated tags to his or her work on the Internet. Often considered a variant of attention whore, due to the attempts at inviting a larger public to look at that person´s work or profile.
Example:
Jen is a keyword whore because she uses Dingodile as a search tag, but he does not appear in her pictures.


AOL Keyword
Logic-minded shortcut function of the popular internet browser America Online. Over 50,000 exist and each one typically defies and escapes the logic of the AOL customer, much to the chagrin of the AOL Customer Care Consultant on the other end of the phone.
Example:
Customer: "How do I change my billing information? I tried AOL Keyword "Modify My Financial Information" and nothing came up!

Customer Care Consultant: "Umm... Did you try AOL Keyword "Billing"?

Customer: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Customer Care Consultant: *sigh*


Keyword spam
The act of spouting relevant sounding words in an attempt to give the impression one actually knows what the fuck they are talking about.

Does not work against people who actually know what the fuck you are talking about.
Example:
Matt: Can you explain this Java thing to me?
Bullshit Bob: Well the class function method abstraction is inherited by the extension of subclass private main method encapsulation.
Matt: Sounds like keyword spam to me.


keyword stuffing
Where you stuff a bunch of keywords for a niche or website to gain better exposure on Search Engine Results.
Usually used in many SEO practices
Example:
Idiot #1: My website is about Steam Market Bots!
STILL Idiot #1: So, on the images, I'm keyword stuffing them with information about Steam Market Bots!

Idiot #2: (steammarketbot.com)


AOL keyword
Putting emphasis on something, someone, or some point. Mainly used for nouns and adjactives, it can be used for verbs as well.
Example:
OMG someone put this word on urbandictionary. AOL keyword I INVENTED THIS PHRASE!

or

Person 1: all you ever do is talk about your future. can't you think or at least talk about anything else?
Person 2: Hello, AOL keyword AMBITION. i want to achieve my goals and dreams, nothing is going to stop me.
Person 1: Try AOL keyword LOSER
Person 2: When I'm enjoying my life, have a great family, and making large amounts of money, you'll be officially pwned.
Person 1: Right... whatever.


keyword surfing
Keyword surfing is when people overload their post on social media with unrelated trending words and hash tags to increase discovery and impression. It could be easily seen on popular social networks like twitter and Instagram.
Example:
These Influencers are spoiling Twitter user experience by keyword surfing.

I got lots of impressions by keyword surfing.


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