Kidney stone Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Kidney stone

Also known as a urolithiasis, a kidney stone forms in a kidney, then usually gets sucked into a urine stream, being stuck in your bladder until it goes in though enough urinating, causing mass pain near the bladder area, kidney stones can sometimes cause fevers and illnesses.

kidney stone

by harry flashman on Jul 13, 2003 04:49:01

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Example:
Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

kidney stone

by Ryan James Carter on Aug 03, 2008 15:04:05

Child birth. Hell. Agony. You name it.

Example:
*goes into shock from pain*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Blame the kidney stone*

kidney stone

by themonicaalison on Nov 10, 2015 07:31:36

a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.

Example:
That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.

kidney stoning

by Dacooliodude on Jan 08, 2012 12:53:02

The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.

Example:
"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"

"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."

Mexican Kidney Stone

by obiWanTwoThree on Aug 26, 2018 13:29:37

when a woman puts a pepper seed in your pee hole

Example:
It got pretty kinky last night, I passed a Mexican Kidney Stone.

Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone

by mike potter on Sep 12, 2005 05:54:42

a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Example:
Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."

Kidney Stone Software Development Process

by Spokko on Apr 11, 2019 01:34:40

The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.

Example:
We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.

Killing two turds with one kidney stone

by Black-Phoenix777 on May 24, 2021 23:00:28

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.

Example:
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

by iimcrimson on Feb 17, 2025 20:09:04

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

Example:
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

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