beholding

very shocked, or surprised.



beholder
A mythical geek creature created by the Dungeon and Dragons game designers that's orb-like in appearance and has a central eye, and many of eye stalks.
Example:
Fuck, that goddamn beholder turned me to stone.


behold
To see something is to behold it.
Example:
Marilyn in her prime was something to behold.


Behold the Gates
1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.

2. A general group of douche bags.
Example:
1. You guys just make one big BTG. (Behold the Gates)


Behold The Gates
Metalcore band from Dallas, GA. Awesome screamer. douche bag guitarist who thinks he is better than any of his friends. Formerly known as Resist Till Bloodshed
Example:
Behold The Gates is basementcore.


Rusty Beholder
When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)
Example:
Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!


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