Kneading Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Kneading

Commonly misinterpreted as a method of removing air from dough when in fact it is a revolutionary better way of spooning. Occurs between two people in a seated position. One folds themselves round the other forming a beautiful matrimony of body and soul.

Kneading

by Zeeebra on Nov 22, 2010 12:51:25

When during missionary intercourse the man starts kneading the womans stomach like dough.

Example:
Her tits weren't worth a damn so I started kneading her stomach like I was making a loaf of fuckin' bread.

knead

by Sexygirl004 on Aug 11, 2014 04:57:44

To press someone's muscles hard during massage, so hard that the person moans of pleasure.

Example:
Will you knead my aching muscles for me? Oh my god that feels so good!

Kneading the dough

by Big Larry Givens on Jan 11, 2012 14:10:13

1. Mindlessly playing with ones ball sack while doing something else, such as watching TV. Usually done when the scrotum is warm and pliable. Not so much a sexual move as much as something done from boredom.

2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.

Example:
1. Jada yet again caught Jordan "kneading the dough" as he watched Captiain American for the 8th time.

2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".

pinch and knead

by HahaCloud on Sep 12, 2013 12:13:52

pinch and knead, is when a guy uses his fingers to scratch his testicles without the use of nails.

Example:
"man my balls itch, well then jus pinch and knead my friend"

Kneading the dough

by Dat Asian Ass on Oct 17, 2012 01:36:08

When a woman fists herself to the point of orgasm.

Example:
I heard Kurtis watched Hannah kneading the dough!

knead the dough

by Chris Shelidz on Apr 13, 2010 07:06:05

double fist anal penetration

Example:
sophie loves to knead the dough while her husband is in work, this is usually done by the gardener.

kneading the dough

by xX-PADILLA-Xx on Mar 25, 2014 16:25:48

When you apply flour on your nut sacks and then, smack your opponent's forehead with your flour covered nut sacks.

Example:
Pete really got good at kneading the dough on Mike's forehead.

Kneading the Dough

by werdna313 on Jun 15, 2022 10:12:12

Absolutely destroying that puss puss with your bare masculine hands.

Example:
My hands are sore from last night after kneading the dough.

Kneaded Dragoon

by Solo Sammy on Sep 30, 2020 23:59:43

A title gained by mounting a more sizably voluminous girl and making her chase a pizza on a stick.

Example:
"I'm not really into bigger girls, but I needed to date one, so I could trick her into getting my Kneaded Dragoon title."

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