douche nozzle Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

douche nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

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by Aquafresh6 on Mar 23, 2010 06:03:05

Kayne West at the VMA's.

Example:
The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.

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by booo-yah on Dec 17, 2004 03:11:51

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.

Example:
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.

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by Not1douche on Mar 04, 2009 17:26:57

Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.

Example:
Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.

Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!

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by Expane on Oct 21, 2005 07:31:41

The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.

The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)

Example:
Then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.

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by Homieshenna on Jul 25, 2009 03:09:45

Surpassing the level of a douche bag.

Example:
He's more than a douche bag - he's a douche nozzle.

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by Anubis Uriel on Apr 25, 2009 14:11:33

(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.

Example:
Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!

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by The Greg on Jul 02, 2004 05:11:21

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.

Example:
JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.

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by metalnozzle15 on May 21, 2010 10:16:07

A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.

Example:
Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.

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by Belmar on Jul 16, 2010 09:29:19

Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.

Example:
I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.

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