the pursuit

noun C usually pluralan activity that you spend time doing, usually when you are not working:



Security Pursuit
To suddenly get into a pursuit while shopping cart racing in a store, that involves heavy use of security guards chasing you in order to stop you from shopping cart racing.
Example:
1: That was a great race huh?
2: You bet! Oh shit, security guards! Hurry move MOVE MOVE!!
3: Hopefully they didn’t set up the Roadblocks by now. We can probably escape this security pursuit!


the pursuit of crappyness
what nbc's primetime lineup should be called
Example:
there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.


Abrahms Pursuit
An intensely difficult and particularly evil piece written for concert band by David Holsinger.

Coming in at just about 174 beats per minute this heart-racing piece spells hell in big, red, capitol letters in an obscenely large font for all those who have to play.

It features flutes and trumepts in an epic battle-type mayhem with its main melody switching every few bars to create an exciting but extremely confusing piece.
Example:
Band instructor: Alright, lets try this piece by David Holsinger.
Band: What's it called?
Band Instructor: (Tentatively) Abrahms Pursuit
Band: DEATH!


Booty Pursuit
When you and your boys spot some nice ass and you know you gotta make your way through that crowd like Usain Bolt just to get a quick look.
Example:
Brian: Damn, did you see the ass on that?
Joe: I sure did. Looks like we best be going on that Booty Pursuit.
Brian: Booty Pursuit?! Oh shit! Let's roll!


pursuit of happiness
"We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; ..." --Thomas Jefferson
Example:
he Committee of Five edited Jefferson's draft. Their version survived further edits by the whole Congress intact, and reads:6

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——


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