Krause
by Ginny Playland on Nov 28, 2007 08:30:40
Example:
"Ah
krause! i lost my condoms!"
"I was
krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i
kraused on her face."
"Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause."
Krause
by Sir Walter the Dubba on Apr 03, 2011 00:22:43
Verb, Noun.
Verb. The act of
sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish
human offspring with the dying
aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.
Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.
Example:
I saw a
Krause while i was out in the
woodland preserve trying to
krause the once extinct species of
aquatic animal, i think he succeeded.
This douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.
kraused
by dell squad on Nov 14, 2011 04:48:02
Example:
"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"
"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me
blow my load in her face, her mom called me
later that night and asked why i came in her
hairline, like wtf"
Krausing
by Anonymous_1234_Cat on Jul 08, 2013 15:20:30
When somebody posts a
status update on Facebook, then is the first to comment on their own status update and then 'likes' both their own original status update and any following comments that they post. It is generally used when the author of
the status update thinks their status is so awesome that somebody should have commented because it was so funny/awesome/original etc. These status
updates often involve completely unnecessary hash tags that piss people off.
Example:
"Mate, can you stop Krausing, you're status
updates are boring and
nobody cares that you tagged somebody because you're
on your way to meet them"
krause
by pube salad on Feb 29, 2012 08:48:35
Example:
"i went to
mcD's and i shit
in the sink!" "i think you're krauseing bro" then everyone starts
chanting "krause krause krause krause"