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masturbating

by Chuck Norris' son on Feb 08, 2009 00:04:50

What you were probably doing a few moments ago.

Example:
Joe: Whatcha doing?
Jimmy: Masturbating.
Joe: Cool, me too.

masturbating

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus on Jul 12, 2009 14:49:00

something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.

Example:
Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess

Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that

Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.

masturbating

by nipcharmedtuck on Jun 08, 2006 02:34:48

when a person 'makes love' to themselves by gently stroking their genital area. done for pleasure. women- often involves stimulating the clitoris, and sometimes involves inserting a long hard object into the vagina. men- involves wanking, i.e. gripping the hand around the penis and vigorously moving it up and down. masturbation can end in the woman/man cumming. often can cause embarrassment and often taboo, especially as regards to women.

Example:
omg my mum totally walked in on me havin a wank, dude!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!

masturbating

by anonymous on Feb 17, 2004 03:12:37

Giving yourself a damned good seing to.I started when I was twelve and when I was about to cum, it hurt like hell as the semen shoots up from the testes for the first time.

Example:
Take off all your clothes, stand in front of the mirror and wank yourself dry.

masturbating

by TiCyB on Aug 01, 2006 08:50:16

The act of being busy but still not really having anything to do.

Example:
"Hi, you busy?" "Yeah" "What are you doing?" "Masturbating" "Wanna go catch a movie instead?" "Sure"

masturbating

by wallis & futuna islands on Jun 08, 2004 10:59:04

somethign to do to pass the time

Example:
i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!

masturbating

by Jakob Armstrong on Mar 26, 2006 02:23:36

to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.

Example:
"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."

masturbating

by Johny Hero on Feb 11, 2007 03:53:12

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.

Example:
After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.

masturbating

by Nick Scott Boire on Apr 17, 2003 12:27:53

when you vigorously rub/slap/caress you erect penis or other penises.

Example:
Phil likes masturbating.

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