jellyfish

A free-swimming aquatic creature. It starts life as a larva, which attatches itself to a rock or other solid substance and develops into a polyp; eventually the polyp grows into the familiar bell-shaped organism.Most jellyfish have tentacles and a basic nervous system, though they lack more complicated organs, and they are allegedly composed of about 95% water. They usually catch their prey by brushing potential victims with their poison-spouting, long tentacles, which can be anywhere from inches to several feet long. Pl. jellyfishSlang: various sex acts.



jellyfish
An adjective used to describe anything at all. Seriously, anything. It adapts to any situation, leaving people curious as to the meaning. It is meaningless, which makes it oh so meaningful.

(It's also a gnarls barkley sea creature that stings you and whatnot)
Example:
Man, that slut is lookin totally jellyfish! Hell yeah!

I don't know, I felt like the yams were a little too jellyfish this year.




jellyfish
N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.
Example:
Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.


jellyfish
When someone takes greens from a bowl, this is the term to describe the smoke that rises off the bowl that resembles a jellyfish
Example:
bob: yo man hit that shit hard, you got greens.
joe: nice. *takes hit*
bob: oh damn, nice jellyfish


jellyfish
An inspection used when you are either highly intoxicated or just unsure of your targets sex. It is performed by cuping the right hand upwards, placing it in the genital area and finally wiggling your fingers to resemble the motion of a Jellyfish. Eel Cave = Girl Swordfish = guy.
Example:
Guy1: Dude that bitch is kinda hot.
Guy2: Noway man, I was drunk last night and I Jellyfished her.
Guy1: So?
Guy2: Swordfish!


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