Kutcher's

The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.



kutcher
to have an orgasm during same-sex intercourse. (usually male on male)
Example:
That asshat kutchered all over my back and didnt even give me a reacharound.


Ashton Kutcher
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
Example:
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.


Ashton Kutcher
A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Example:
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.


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