disfigured
When you have an ugly old loose twat that can't function correctly and gives your husband a heart attack from being so nasty and you have breasts. You're a disfigured old unwanted mother fucker.Testicular disfiguration
This is the occurrence when a penis is bent due to it being stuck in a zipper this means that when seeing it goes off in a different direction
This is the cause of why men always see on the seat.
This is the cause of why men always see on the seat.
Example:
Wife-“ why is there wee all over the seat!”
Husband-“ I have testicular disfiguration”
Wife-“ oh”
Wife-“ why is there wee all over the seat!”
Husband-“ I have testicular disfiguration”
Wife-“ oh”
Political mauling with disfigurement
When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiments