L Ron Hubbard
The man who proved that no matter what non-sense you add to
a religion, people are going to believe it.A
science fiction author who invented a religion involving books containing much of the same nonsense as his earlier science fiction novels, except that people believe it.An author who has written many books - none of which should be taken seriously, but which people accept
religiously.
L Ron Hubbard
by the retarded dictionary on Aug 11, 2008 15:35:34
Example:
"Man, If I could tell a lie like
L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1
"If I could tell a lie as well as
Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by
Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
L. Ron Hubbard
by Kung-Fu Jesus on Jun 22, 2004 04:13:57
L. Ron Hubbard
by Sneaky Mexican on Dec 01, 2005 04:59:53
The greatest
con man on the face of the earth. Founder of scientology, a religion based on donating money to gain
eternal happiness. As much bullcrap as this really is, millions of people all over the world already belong to this scam, makin Mr. Hubbard a very rich man. It is completly pointless to hate L. Ron Hubbard for scamming so much people; instead, hate all those dumbass Americans (such as John Travolta, Tom Cruise, etc) for falling victims to the most idiotic yet successful scam ever. Fuck it, they deserve to get conned for being such idiots and actually believing that an alien name
Xenu ruled the galaxy over 65 million years ago.
L. Ron Hubbard
by Micah68 on Jul 12, 2005 09:33:54
a
satanic religious
pimp who was
quoted as saying''If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion'', straight up.
Example:
You are the enlightened beings,Im so proud you all have ''cleared'' all these obstacles. After all this world is all about the
spiritually elite, said
L.Ron Hubbard, the
satanic pimp.
L. Ron Hubbard
by hahahahahahahahaha on Aug 12, 2005 20:58:13
Conartist that wants ppl to believe that they're infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat
big money to have them kept at bay... luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and retarded celebrities believe him.
Deserves to have his
dick cut off by papercuts.
Example:
"
oops i failed my
math test... hmm what would L. Ron Hubbard say?"
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU
XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"
L. Ron Hubbard
by Fernando martinez on Sep 09, 2006 05:35:37
Lafayette Ronald
Hubbard is the founder of Scientology, and perhaps the greatest genius to have ever lived. Not only has he tricked millions of people into believing his bogus science, but he actually has them /paying/ to raise their rank within the church, and learn more of its secrets.
Hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest
con-artist in the history of mankind
L. Ron Hubbard
by GoNH004 on Apr 27, 2006 01:21:13
L. Ron Hubbard
by Patrick_not_a_username on Jun 14, 2006 07:50:35
a seller of "
blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can
recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his
bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.
Example:
I am totally
bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in
the cupboard,
Was sent
to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.
L. Ron Hubbard
by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 on Jan 20, 2006 20:06:44
Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord
Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to
get them out is with the
e-machine AKA (tin cans).