Boss baby
A paradox, the kind of kid that cries and whines when an authority figure like a parent is around, then talks bossy shit to people in a grown up voice when nobody is looking. A boss baby is soft and nerdy as a child, but deep down always wants and likes to fight people or likes fighting and arguments even if not directly involved in them. A spy kid that always tells everyone else to go away or get a life.
Example:
The boss baby was a walking talking contradiction ever since he/she could walk and talk, and being a contradiction is always a good defense since nobody can actually hold you to anything you say if they can't even identify you.
The boss baby was a walking talking contradiction ever since he/she could walk and talk, and being a contradiction is always a good defense since nobody can actually hold you to anything you say if they can't even identify you.