LANTA
LANTA is the name of the bus system in Allentown, PA. While the actual meaning of the acronym remains a mystery, it is best described as Latin Americans Needing Transportation in AllentownLanta
An organ somewhere between the lungs and heart that when damaged forces the owner to scream "Ow, my lanta!" or "Oh my lanta"! It has no use, similar to the spleen.
Lanta
On Lanta
lanta
the god of children's parties.
John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.
John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.
Your Lanta
White-lanta
Example:
"These broads are White-lanta at its finest hour. The hair is as big as the boobs, the French manicures are as white as the Range Rovers. Bring on the bling." (Bethenny Frankel reviewing the Bravo television show, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey.")
"These broads are White-lanta at its finest hour. The hair is as big as the boobs, the French manicures are as white as the Range Rovers. Bring on the bling." (Bethenny Frankel reviewing the Bravo television show, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey.")
my lanta
oh my lanta
A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."
Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.
Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.
Example:
"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"
"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"