Mauer
To think highly of oneself, and expect to be treated and spoiled like a little kid, resembling the Twins catcher Joe Mauer's attitude. In addition to the pompous attitude, one must not have any special talents or skills except for flaunting a big ego.mauer
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Example:
Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening
Dude, I gotta Mauer up before hittin the clubs so have a chance of poonin' a chick later this foine evening
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J Mauer
A guy who thinks he's so cool, and can win at everything. He loves baseball but doesn't look good playing it. Common catch phrases are, "Shut up ""Do that one more time" he thinks he can win at fights but doesn't succeed very often.
The Joe Mauer
After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.
Hack Mauer
The Emmy Winning character played by Emmy Winning actor Matt Gilmer in the epic Emmy Winning action show "26"
Example:
"SODOMY- It's what's for dinner!"
"SODOMY- It's what's for dinner!"