Labyrinth

A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion.Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.



Labyrinth
A 1980's Jim Henson movie starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly featuring memorable songs like: Magic Dance, As the world falls down, within you, chilly down, and underground.

The plot revolves around a young girl Sarah(Played by Jennifer Connelly) accidentally wishing away her baby brother Toby, the Jareth the Goblin King(Played by David Bowie)
Example:
"So the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, Is it? Well lets see how you deal with this little slice..." ~Jareth


Labyrinthitis
A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Example:
Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.


Labyrinth<
A 1986 film with a lot of puppets and the 2 HOTTEST MAIN CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME
DAVID BOWIE AND JENIFFER CONNELY WERE SOOOOO HOOOT
IDK WHY
Example:
The dude: Labyrinth< is a good film
Gavin: why
The dude: because of hot protagonists!!!!!
The dude: also puppets


Labyrinthism
It is when a person begins to act as if the lore from the movie: Labyrinth is real.
Example:
Person One: Oh I wish that Jareth could take me to the Labryrinth right now.

Person Two: What are you talking about? That can’t actually happen that’s fiction.

Person One: Don’t say that! My ‘Religion’ Is Labyrinthism, I believe that could happen.


labyrinth effect
1. When you think something isn't is like that but it's not
Example:
Max: "What? Isn't there 3 parts?"
Chad: "No there's only 2, you're having a labyrinth effect"


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