the cockpit

A General term for a Gay Bar.



cockpit
Cockpit, aka vagina, The cockpit admits the male penis for sexual intercourse. A pleasure hole.
Example:
she had a moist and Accommodating cockpit.


cockpit
Area in an aircraft that holds pilot and co-pilot crew. Driver's seat in a race car.

Slang: Vagina
Example:
That was one tight cockpit.


cockpit
A compartment for the pilot and sometimes also the crew in an aircraft, so named by stewardesses because the mile-high club was (obviously) initiated there.
Example:
Flight-fag: " There's a fat couple stuck in the bathroom. I swear, these people need to join Jenny Craig before the Mile-High Club.

Tinkerfluff Tina: "You tell the Air Marshal. I'm gonna' go show the hot co-pilot why the cockpit is better than first class."

Flight-fag: "But,... the Air Marshal is the blumpkee in the shitter and the co-pilot is my cum dumpster."


Cockpit
When one female folds her arm down, as one male proceeds to slide his carefully lubed erection in between said fold, pointing towards the armpit. The male then continues to repeat this process, focusing on rubbing the bell of his penis against the female's axilla. It is often best for the female to have a well shaven axilla, as it can become extremely abrasive for the male genetalia.
Example:
Winston: "I say, Margaret, what say you to a randy romp of a good ol' fashioned cockpit?"

Margaret: "That sounds quit agreeable, noble sir, but I must shave my oxter, for it could become quite unagreeable with your tallywhacker."

Winston: "Indeed, then it's agreed! We shall have a cockpit after tea!"

Margaret: "Resplendant!"


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