The Shithole of America. majority of population fells as though it is nice, but it is truly just made for adults that don't want to worry about shit. every community building is obviously geared towards adults, and ever teenager is supposed to get a kick out of doing nothing. FUCK LAKE ZURICH

A person living in Lake Zurich, IL who is convinced that they're actually living somewhere in the deep south. They typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of Lake Zurich at any time. Some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. All drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.

Also known as Vape Zurich. The high school with the largest percentage of girls that end up in the ER for drinking.

Place where 100% of people lie about being drug-free. Located in Vape Zurich.

The school where there are a lot of annoying rich white girls and guys. Hosting parties where people juul because they think it’s cool and try to buy one because they don’t care if they won’t be able to breath after the age of thirty. AirPods are as common as failing students because there are a lot. Doesn’t matter how much they suck South will always be worse. we are supposed to be great student because everyone expects the lake Zurich students to be. But really we just go to highschool to go to parties and get wasted.