selfie

Taking a picture of yourself like a idiot with swag



selfie
the act of performing fellatio on one's self
Example:
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.


selfie
(n.) a usually digital photo of oneself, either alone, with someone else, or with a group, taken by oneself using his/her own hand(s) or a selfie stick, especially for posting on social networks.
Example:
1. It was actually Bradley Cooper, not Ellen Degeneres, who took the famous 2014 Oscars selfie because he was the one who held the phone & took the picture.

2. Pope Francis enjoys being part of people's selfies.


selfie
The taking of a picture of yourself and posting it on Facebook because you have extremely low self-esteem and you need people to comment to tell you how hot or pretty you look. In reality you just look desperate for attention. And no matter how attractive you might be, you still look pathetic. See also duck face/kissy face makes you look retarded.
Example:
My attractive friend takes a lot of selfies and won't hang out with people hotter than her.


selfie
An alternative definition to the narcissistic self-taken photo, a selfie can also mean a the act of giving oneself a haircut to save money.
Example:
"Woah, bro, nice selfie!"
"Thanks! Yeah, being a broke artist I haven't had any money for a haircut in a year, but who needs it when I look this good?"


selfie
the practice of taking a self-portrait and posting it on Instagram to show your followers what you look like in case they forgot, even though you posted a selfie two fucking days ago. Many selfies include the stupid ass fucking duck face and/or include a really fucking stupid quote in the caption.
Example:
Jimmy Brooks: Ay Bruh, take this selfie of me real quick yo!
Guy: Bro you're missing the whole point of what a selfie is!


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