Laotian
A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.laotian
A name for the native peoples of Laos. btw, Lao people HATE being called "laotian", they much better preffer to be called "Lao."
Laotian Breakfast
When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.
Example:
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”
laotian lollipop
Example:
Joey: Man that girl is so hot, I don't care if she has the clap, I'll just pull a laotian lollipop
Tyler: gross
Joey: Man that girl is so hot, I don't care if she has the clap, I'll just pull a laotian lollipop
Tyler: gross
Laotian Airbags
Example:
- Man, this chick looks gorgeous, I think her airbags are bulgarian.
- Dude, no those are Laotian Airbags! They are all natural!
- Man, this chick looks gorgeous, I think her airbags are bulgarian.
- Dude, no those are Laotian Airbags! They are all natural!
Laotian Christmas
Example:
"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."
"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."
Laotian rat tail
Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.
Example:
Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.
Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.