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penance

A noun used to describe the act of atonement for a crime or a sin. Penance usually involves corporeal punishment or demeaning tasks.

penance

by Hatz on Apr 08, 2006 07:18:20

The most badass of all Final Fantasy bosses ever, who, unless you max out your fuckin stats to 255, you can only beat with zanmato. Appears from the Calm Lands' gourge in FFX International once you beat all the Dark Aeons.

Example:
FUCK, i been fighting Penance for hours and the little bitch just pulled Judgement Day out of his ass. DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH now i gotta start all over! That's it.....where's Yojimbo.....

penance

by Gorash on Apr 10, 2003 22:20:21

He is the root of all evil.

Example:
I am teh penance.

OMG TEH PENANCE.

penance

by Andy Chap on Mar 02, 2004 19:35:17

Thepunishment ( generally washing dishes ) Giving to the odious little cretin Mr Neil when he wet the bed by Peinchka Pete.

Example:
jackie 1"Neil has pissed the bed again"
jackie 2"Right that's it Penance"

smoke alarm noise
all jackies (screaching) "PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM PENANCE ALARM"
jackie 3 " Neil if you don't get them fucking dishes done now Peinchka Pete is gonna dish out some reet chaps"

penance

by Gato Guapo on Jan 15, 2004 06:59:17

A quantity, a group containing 20,736 units, or a gross gross (144*144).

Example:
He made over a penance posts on torchthebridge.com

Penis Penance

by MrPabloE on Sep 17, 2018 03:34:13

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Example:
Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

StMarks Penance

by Williamsburg Poet Society on Aug 07, 2009 13:32:28

A naughty catholic school girl kneelin' on a broomstick with a cock in her mouth hummin' the Act of Contrition.

Example:
Sister Mary made Kristina perform a StMarks Penance since she came to school coked up again.

Penance Box

by SarahBogli on Aug 24, 2009 06:12:40

The Penance Box is a way of saying somebody has done something stupid, offensive, etc. To be in the Penance Box means you are in debt to that person and need to make it up to them promptly and appropriately.

Example:
If a friend of yours spent months moaning about someone, that person may choose to put you in his/her Penance Box for being such a moaner. A good way to repent would be to buy him/her ice cream or some other tasty treat.

burrito penance

by Deome on Feb 03, 2016 05:38:05

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

Example:
"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

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