discord mod
the average discord mod feeds off of grooming young people, and has become quite full and fat with the amount of victims he draws in and consumes each and every week. our discord mod quite literally is the very epitome of a virgin, the inspiration for the universe's first ever seen virgin if you will.the classic discord mod smells like unwashed ass, has grimy fingernails and is unnecessarily serious. the stereotypical discord mod does not allow memes, laughter, or fun in #general and his hand is a professional cockwarmer, only to his own! as he is a virgin loser, let us not forget.if you tell someone that you are interested in becoming a discord mod, the person who you are speaking to will run away before you even get out the second syllable.discord mod
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discord mod
discord mod
Example:
Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
Day in the life of a discord mod
5am: get dressed
6am: open discord
10am: go outside
10:01am: review suggestions
3pm: breakfast
5pm: exercise
5:01pm: check on the server
4:55am: bed
meanwhile:
boy and e-girl: *joins*
mod: *bans boy in 0.00000000001 seconds*
mod: *automatically gives the 'DMs open' role*
mod: be gf or ban
gf: ok
mod: where do you live? what is yor name? how old?
person: *posts memes in general*
mod: say goodbye (?mute @person#1337 5d L bozo)
22 years later
Guinness World Record: Most people banned in Discord in a lifetime - 74637281746732847 - goes to Mod#420 (1996-2069)
Guinness World Record: Most girls dated in discord in a lifetime - 758345745738549323893 - goes to Mod#420
How to get into a Discord Mod's Account
You can't.
discord mod
usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people
Example:
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*
discord mod
Person whos never touched grass before in their lifetime,
commonly saying "no memes in #general"
i don't know what else to put so that's it
commonly saying "no memes in #general"
i don't know what else to put so that's it
discord mod
Example:
Person 1: Oh it's a discord mod. What a discord mod.
Person 2: BRUHHH. Why are you disrespecting a discord mod? Not every discord mod is bad y'know.
Person 1: Nah, nah, nah. They are all so bad.
Person 2: ....
Person 1: Oh it's a discord mod. What a discord mod.
Person 2: BRUHHH. Why are you disrespecting a discord mod? Not every discord mod is bad y'know.
Person 1: Nah, nah, nah. They are all so bad.
Person 2: ....
Discord mod
A 21-38 year old male that weighs about 40-80kg living in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general.
Example:
Person 1: no memes in #general
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
Person 1: admin disrespect!!! !ban @person 2 admin disrespect
Person 2: What a discord mod.
Person 1: no memes in #general
Person 2: Can you shut the fuck up?
Person 1: admin disrespect!!! !ban @person 2 admin disrespect
Person 2: What a discord mod.
Discord mod
Example:
“Actually a discord mod, holy shit” (In reference to finding out that someone is a groomer)
“Actually a discord mod, holy shit” (In reference to finding out that someone is a groomer)