Larry the Cable Guy

Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home""They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that""I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now""They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket""If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here""I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*""My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls""My grandma was in a farting contest...""GitRdone"



Larry the Cable Guy

by MC Otter on Sep 06, 2004 03:50:30

A redneck who should be put in a boat and sent to Angola. He has a comedy routine exploring redneck stuff, such as flatulance and fat women in thong, as he puts it, "britches." He also says Git r Done.
Example:
Larry the Cable Guy was booed out of Madison Square Garden


Larry the Cable Guy

by The Zookeeper on Jun 15, 2005 04:53:20

Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.
Example:
Mah girlfriend is ugly. That's funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DUN!!!


Larry the Cable Guy

by Ryan J. on Oct 17, 2008 00:54:31

A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Example:
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:

"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."

"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."

"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."


Larry The Cable Guy

by Survivor Fan on Sep 17, 2004 08:02:07

A piece of shit in a sleevless flannel shirt. It's a git er done and britches every fuckin minute.
Example:
I didn't even know that I was sitting behind Larry the Cable Guy in some restaurant. I heard him blurt out "GIT ER DONE!!!!!" and my ear started bleeding and I couldn't hear out of it. So I turned around found out who it was, and broke the Rebel flag guitar sitting next to him over his brainless head.


Larry The Cable Guy

by nath on Mar 20, 2005 09:29:52

Comedian. Anyone who says he sucks should be sent to Russia and tied to a tree to starve. He is one of the coolst comedians on the planet.
Example:
My sister is covered in moles.


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