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flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

flatulence

by mackhallux on Sep 06, 2010 18:35:15

the violent evacuation of intestinal gases

Example:
He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.

Flatulence

by nilethe146 on Jul 18, 2015 02:01:41

A very intelligent way of describing something very immature

Example:
The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.

Flatulize

by Dervish88888888 on Aug 29, 2013 01:21:03

To fart on someone.

Example:
Last night, while we were in bed, my husband proceeded to pull the covers over my head and flatulize me.

I totally walked by Jim's cube and flatulized him without his knowledge.

My girlfriend was sitting on the couch reading a book. I simply walked over and flatulized her.

flatulence

by Don on Aug 07, 2004 10:56:47

Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.

Example:
"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"

Flatulator

by BrianFromPSU on Aug 12, 2008 22:46:04

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.

Example:
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.

Flatulate

by the emo clan. on Aug 30, 2008 23:32:50

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

Example:
Guys, I have to flatulate.

flatulence

by Tuna Wanda on May 22, 2005 02:31:41

Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.

Example:
Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.

Flatulence

by The neighboor on Jun 07, 2012 22:27:15

Fancy word for fart.

Example:
I smell a flatulence.

Flatulence

by Jeff S on Nov 10, 2003 15:12:04

Defined as a gaseous or sometimes solid emission orgionating and blown from the anus that causes an adverse reaction from anyone in the vicinity. See Fart, or Bust Ass.

Example:
"Bobby was flatulent that night and scared away the ladies."

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