Lay off the grass
lay off beard
Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?
Example:
Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"
Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"
Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
Lay off the sauce
Lay off the shrooms
Something that is said to somebody in jest when they make a statement that is so outrageous, it would seem that their mind has been affected by the use of the psychedelic drug.
Example:
Rob: i was listening to some slayer earlier \m/
Vince: yeah they're just alright. You know, they're okay.
Rob: You need to lay off the shrooms bro, you're trippin'. Slayer is fucking awesome!
Rob: i was listening to some slayer earlier \m/
Vince: yeah they're just alright. You know, they're okay.
Rob: You need to lay off the shrooms bro, you're trippin'. Slayer is fucking awesome!
Lay off the bong
Example:
“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”
Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid
“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”
Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid