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funnel

21st Century evolution of the party funnel. The "Chuggler".www.chuggler.com

funnel

by mary on Feb 25, 2005 04:03:48

a device in which you drink beer from

Example:
"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

funnel

by Tinman on Apr 02, 2004 18:24:01

a device for tranferring liquid into a container distinctive by it's small aperture

Example:
tranferring milk from a jug into a bottle for storage

funnel

by chig on Jun 15, 2004 23:04:00

A device connected to a hose that is used to carry ones urine from the inside, to the outside of my dad's garage.

Example:
"Look out man, I gotta use the funnel."

"Don't forget to flush."

funnel

by Lord Vega on Mar 06, 2004 05:26:02

Common for System Administrators to use the word funnel as a Firewall/Tunnel

Example:
Yo setup that IPSEC Funnel

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by fishmonger on Jul 29, 2005 08:28:49

To gradually contort other's beliefs and gently lead them into your line of logic.

Example:
This article makes no sense, the author's trying to funnel me in again!!!

funnel

by don on May 31, 2004 19:42:20

the opposie of pear someone with much larger upper body than lower body, may have turkey legs

Example:
sam you are such a funnel, your leg remind me of a turkey

funnel

by Wrath on Jan 06, 2003 04:08:09

Anything that is concertedly negative in circumstance or predicted outcome.

Example:
Aw dood! Having to play shows in Louisiana is a total funnel!

funnel

by vanilla g-lotto on Dec 20, 2004 17:24:05

A metaphor for how a sales organizations churns through leads.

initial lead -> cold call -> qualified lead -> money deal

At each step, more potential customers get weeded out. Hence, the funnel.

Example:
There will be no sales to close if we never feed the funnel.

The Funnel

by Zac Glasgow on Jun 26, 2006 05:33:55

Funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to "funnel" her to a certain other friend . The opposite of cock-blocking. Often associated with the term "wingman", this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.

This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.

Example:
"Ok guys, we gotta give this broad The Funnel. That nigga Glasgow hasn't had pussy in a coon's age.

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