Liu Kang

A chinese (not Japanese) martial artist who is the main hero of the Mortal Kombat series. And by the way, the name "Liu Kang" sounds about as Japanese as the name "Pancho Villa" sounds German.



Liu Kang
The strongest Shaolin Temple warrior. He is a chosen warrior from the Earth. He fights to protect the Earth of the invaders like Shao Kahn and Shinnok.
Example:


Liu Kang
A cunt from Mortal Kombat who has been top 5 for 3 games straight, because favouritism. "Protector of Earthrealm" and "keeper of time" while being too scared to hug a girl back. Absolute pussy of a man.
Example:
"Fuck Liu Kang".


liu kang
A very strange man who talks like a turkey and has a dragon in his pants.
Example:
Sub-Zero: Hey, any of you other guys hear a turkey?
Scorpion: Oh, that's just Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Huabalala Dubba Whaha Gobble!
Johnny Cage: Look out! His dragon is attacking!


liu kang
The hero of the Mortal Kombat. He is the main protagonist oaccording to the story line of the series. Similar to Ryu from Street Fighter, he is a Japanese Martial artist. Liu fights in the Mortal Kombat tournament to protect the Earth realm from the evil forces that wish to rule it. Liu has the ability to transform into a giant dragon and devour his enemies. He also is known to shoot fireballs made from harnessing his life energy.

Also can be used as a verb. To "go Liu Kang" on someone is to fiercely pummel them. I created this usage, because it sounds better than to "go Ryu" although to "go Blanka" is pretty good too.
Example:
Only Liu Kang can protect our realm from the forces of Shao Kahn.

I'm gonna go Liu Kang on your ass, sucka!


The Liu Kang
When u light the floor below you on fire, while enduring the pain beneath your feet, you procede to buttfuck your lover, when you are about to cum, you scream like Liu Kang, and punch your lover in the spine.
Example:
Bro, did you hear Johnny tried the Liu Kang last night and burnt his house down!


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