my bed

My place where I sleep and have fun



Shit My Bed
an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed
Example:
Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."


the taste of my bed
To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.
Example:
I really do miss the taste of my bed


ur mommy in my bed
“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory
Example:
Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed


911 there's someone in my bed
When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.
Example:
"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*


Naked in my bed with socks on
A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Example:
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*


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