long johnson
by WhiteBoyG on May 25, 2014 09:46:38
Example:
Guy: Did you know that the
Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really!
O_O
*takes
the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
Oh Long Johnson
by froggypriza on Apr 01, 2012 03:42:10
A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a
potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of
harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film
Stand by Me.
Example:
Jerry: Hey, get out of the way,
Corey, that
train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---
Oh Long Johnson
by Sociopanda on Jan 13, 2012 00:03:00
Made popular by a talking cat, it is an expression made to show
exasperation or surprise.
Alternatively, it can be used after you tell
a joke. Like a "oh,
snap!" type of thing.
Example:
Guy 1: "Have you paid
the rent yet?"
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson...nope I haven't yet."
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Jill is going
to be at the party tonight?"
Guy 2: "No, but
that's cool."
Guy 1: "I heard she's single now."
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson..."
oh long johnsoning
by thenegativedegree on Nov 04, 2013 03:33:12
Dick Long Johnson
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