wet socked

To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.



wet sock
To describe someone or something as useless. As a wet sock has little use to anyone.
Example:
"That new guy is as useful as a wet sock"


wet sock
Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.

Ejaculating into a sock.
Example:
I was so desperate for a wank my only option was to wet sock.


wet sock
A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.
Example:
I'd sleep with her again if I had the chance, however she is a wet sock.


Wet Socks
When you have worn the same socks so long that they are wet from sweat, then when you take them off they get instantly hard and crispy.
Example:
Damn, you got wet socks.


Wet Socking
When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).
Example:
"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"


Alabama Wet-Sock
Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.
Example:
Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.


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