Desk pop
Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office.
Desk Pop
Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings.
1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.
1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.
Example:
John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?
Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!
John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?
Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!
Desk Pop
The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.
Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.
Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.
Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.
Desk-pop
Consultant Desk Pop
A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Example:
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!